Sianora, My Nittany Friends

So for those of you who haven’t heard, it looks like I’ll be leaving State College when my lease is up next month.  No more grading stacks of instruction sets, no more boring parties where people complain about their teaching, no more pretending not to see the smug Marxist wankers in the halls with their European facial hair and their beady little eyes.  Shudder.

No I’ll be (somewhere) in that sprawling wasteland called "the real world," trying to find a way to get paid to sit on the beach and drink pina coladas.  Perhaps I’ll be a "cocktail quality control consultant," or a "sand profiler."  Natural resources auditor specializing in wet/dry border zones?

To all my non-Nittany friends, you might want to clear out a spot on your couch, just in case.  Me and my sleeping bag could show up in early August.

8 Responses to “Sianora, My Nittany Friends”

  1. Sharon Says:

    We’re all major bummed about your news, Zack! Team Mowf will miss your leadership, and the Fictioneers will suffer the loss of another elder. Now we’ll have to shave Zed’s head and hope he can lead the way for the younglings.

    However, it is healthy to get the hell out of State College. I think this will prove to be a good thing for you. The real world is actually not all that bad, and it’s not entirely unhealthy for a writer to go on adventures. . .

  2. Luke Says:

    Hey man, what’s the story? Move to NY–I’ve got to find a new place too, as my current roommate has decided to replace me in all ways with his estranged girlfriend. hrumph.

  3. Amanda Says:

    i call dibs

    i also call shotgun

  4. Eric Says:

    Departing: Altoona, PA (ALT) To Eugene, OR (EUG)
    Service
    Departs
    Arrives Duration Amenities Seats/
    Rooms
    43 Pennsylvanian Altoona, PA
    (ALT)
    4:06 pm
    03-AUG-06 Pittsburgh, PA
    (PGH)
    7:05 pm
    03-AUG-06 2h 59m Snack car 1 Reserved Coach Seat
    29 Capitol Limited Pittsburgh, PA
    (PGH)
    11:45 pm
    03-AUG-06 Chicago, IL
    Union Station
    (CHI)
    8:30 am
    04-AUG-06 9h 45m Checked baggage, Dining car, Lounge 1 Reserved Coach Seat
    27 Empire Builder Chicago, IL
    Union Station
    (CHI)
    2:15 pm
    04-AUG-06 Portland, OR
    (PDX)
    10:25 am
    06-AUG-06 46h 10m Checked baggage, Dining car, Lounge 1 Reserved Coach Seat
    11 Coast Starlight Portland, OR
    (PDX)
    2:25 pm
    06-AUG-06 Eugene, OR
    (EUG)
    5:10 pm
    06-AUG-06 2h 45m Checked baggage, Dining car, Lounge 1 Reserved Coach Seat

    1 Passenger:
    Passenger 1: Student Advantage

    Rail Fare: $214.20
    Accommodations Price: $0.00
    Total: $214.20

  5. Eric Says:

    Actually, if you liked Glacier NP you should think about letting the Empire train drop you off at the front gate (really). Best of all, the train heads West.

    Zack, I’ve been meaning to mail you some stuff. I better do it now before you leave, otherwise I’ll have to eat it. Umm…nothing better than 7 month old pecan pie.

    Also, hey!

  6. Joel Says:

    Here is a secret koan: State College is not so bad. And escape is not so bad.

    Keep me posted on your plans. . . .

  7. megan Says:

    come to little rock

  8. megan Says:

    not to live…just visit! I am taking my month vacation back home.

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